Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.
It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
One time I was with my family, I dropped my plate of food and I said ‘Goddamnit’ then my mom was like “you can’t say that” so I said “Fine. Satan bless it.” Everyone turned to look at me after I said. I forgot I was in church.
This is my legacy, the girl who said “Satan bless it” in church.